Description
Show your machinist pride and no-nonsense attitude with this bold and humorous design! Featuring a realistic illustration of micrometers, calipers, and metal tools set on a torn steel background, the shirt is anchored by the quote:
“Walk Away I Am A Grumpy Old Machinist I Have Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People.”
This edgy design is perfect for veteran machinists with decades of grit, and anyone who loves tools, precision, and sarcasm.
Built for comfort and durability, this shirt is ideal for the shop floor or weekend wear.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's perfect for those who take pride in their craft and don’t suffer fools.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@westbrookheritage.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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